Unique Sms Humor

Onam text greetings
Happy Onam Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Onam. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfills all your dreams. Happy Onam 2009

onam special sms
Pookkalavum,
Pooviliyum,
Onakkodiyum,
Onasadhyayumayi oru onam koodi
Happy Onam Wishes from me...!!

onam wishes sms
Onam is an occasion for people to remind themselves of the all pervasive nature of divine. I wish all your family members a happy Onam & Avittam!

ganpati sms
Bakthi Ganapathi...
Sakthi Ganapathi...
Siddhi Ganapathi...
Lakshmi Ganapathi...
Maha Ganapathi...
May this Ganesh Chaturthi brings you
Bakthi, Shakthi, Siddhi, Laskhmi and Maha samriddhi!

Ganesh Chaturthi text scrap
Ganesh Maharajki Jai... May Lord Ganesh removes all obstacles, and gives U happieness to you and your family and entire to the society. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi............

ganesh chaturthi sms
I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and
I pray to God for your prosperous life.
May you find all the delights of life,
May your all dreams come true.

Vinayaka Chavithi Ascii SMS
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Happy Vinayakar Chaturti...

vinayakar chaturthi funny jokes in tamil
Oru Echarikkai seithi..
Vinayagar Chaturthi Nerunguvathal Kaliman Kali Aagivittathu!
Enave, unga Mandail irupathai Pathirapaduthi kollungal!

OM SIVAYA NAMAH SMS
"OM SIVAYA NAMAH". Send it to 12 ppl(not to me) U ll get GOOD NEWS tomorrow. If u neglect badluck starts 2day for 9yrs. Dis SMS comes from Mumbai 'SIVALAYA' temple.

110 chars birthday sms
happy birthday 2 u, may ur precious heart desire would be full fill on this precious day. GOD BLESS U.

lovely morning sms
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat, &
Say " Its too early.
Let me sleep again."

Love Failure funny sms
How 2 forget Love Failure..
SMOKING - No
DRINKING - No
DRUGS - No
Then how?
JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE..(Namakku 1000 figure madiyum machi)
Confident.;-)

best smile sms
Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a source to win hearts,
Smile is a name of livelihood &
Smile creates greatness in personality.
So always Keep smiling.

Take it positive - life sms
When People Talk Behind Ur Back, DO U Know Wat It Means ??
U r Always TWO Steps Ahead of Them ;-)
SO KEEP MOVING AHEAD IN LIFE
Cheerzzz

swine flu preventive measures
Use "Nilgiri Oil" drops on handkerchiefs & masks as 1 of the preventive measures against swine flu - National institute of vairology. Pls send to all you know.

swine flu safety measures
safety measures: 1. Drink boiled water.2. Bath twice a day.3. Take fresh lemon juice daily.4. Visit physician if symptoms of body pain, fever.Take care....

swine flu symptoms sms
Symptoms of Swine (H1N1) Flu:
1 Fever
2 Cough
3 Sore throat
4 Runny or stuffy nose
5 Body aches
6 Headache
7 Chills
8 Fatigue.

H1N1 Symptom sms
H1N1 Symptom: Fvr wit runng nose, loose stomach,throat prob,unable 2 eat n drnk,Ovr heat,Skin turn 2 blu r grey,Cough n body pain

herbs for swine flu
As per the direction of saint vallalar, it is informed u that the tulsi, and suku hot water would increase the resistance and save u from swine flu. Please inform to all the known person.

swine flu precaution sms
Hi,Some precautionary measures against swine flu-Use a face mask wnevr out,use a lot of sanitizers/detol,hv boiled water,wash ur hands many times,avoid eating outside food,hv lot of lime/vitamin C,keep ur body warm & avoid public urinals..Pls pas dis msg 2al ur dear & near

happy independence day sms
Lets celebrate our independence...
from sea to shining sea!
Happy 15th August
Happy Independence Day!!

independence day ascii sms
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Wish you 63rd Indian Independence Day
Jai Hind! Jai Bharat! I love our motherland!

august 15 sms
On 15th August...
Let us light the candles of
Courage,
Peace &
Prosperity
Happy Independence Day

Swine flu virus spreading in India...
Its deadly and it has killed 48 in US, 6 in India so be careful..
Whenever u go out and come back home just have a bath and get away from the deadly virus..
Have lemon juice whenever you feel your body in hot and tired..
Fwd and save your friends for whom u care..

independence day greetings sms
Sending you warm greetings
and wishing you a...
Happy Independence Day!

orkut independence day scraps
Embrace Freedom
Cherish Freedom
Live Freedom
Celebrate Freedom
Enjoy our Independence Day

funny independence day sms
If u r married or if u hav a lover plz ignore the following message.. Others scroll down
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ADVANCE HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY!

indian independence day quotes
"Where the mind is without fear
and the head is held high...
Into that heaven of freedom,
my Father, let my country awake."
- Rabindranath Tagore

good morning prayer sms
New Day.
New Morning.
New Hopes.
New Plans.
New Effort.
New Success.
New Feelings.
I Pray God 2 give u a Succesful day.
GOOD MORNING

sms for my love
Look in to sky,
u can seen the sun.
Look in to ocean,
u can seen fishes.
Look in to my eyes,
u can see my heart
is beating for you.

Obama quotes in tamil
Kavalaiyai ninaithu kaneer sinthuvathai vida.. Latchiyathai ninaithu ratham sinthuvathe mel.. - OBAMA

Humourus sms jokes
The Following Message will surely touch your Heart -
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"STETHOSCOPE"
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:-) ha ha . . .

Ascii tea cup - good morning sms
Morning Hot Tea 4u
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I Mixed it with a Teaspoons of SMILES Best Wishes 4 A Success.
GOOD MORNING.

Good news 2 all. Now its bcome easier to get blood. U just type BLOOD GROUP TO 9600097000 (Ex: BLOOD A1+). The Donor wil cal u.plz pass tis 2 al.:).

miss u sms
When I Was Alone
I Miss U Most
When I Stay With Others
I Know the Value of U
When Ur With Me
I Would Like 2 Miss This Whole World...

yosippor sangam sms collection
Avalai parkka adaintha thunbangal ' kodi ';
partha pin adaintha labam ' thadi ' !
- by saloon kadai benjil uttkarnthu yosippor sangam

"Love your job but dont love your company because you dont know when your company stops loving you" -Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

good night sms for lovers
DREAMING of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me SMILE,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what I'll do forever.
GOOD NIGHT

kiss me friend sms
The fluffy cloud may kiss d sky
The rose may kiss d butterfly
The morning due may kiss d grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

interview puzzle sms
Puzzle !
4_4_4_4=20 fill the spaces with maths symbols and get the answer. It is a brain twister...

friendship day messages
A Friend says, "I Will be with you in all your troubles..." But a Best Friend says, "You will never face troubles when I'am with You.

friendship wishes
Alone i can SAY,bt 2gthr v can SHOUT.Alone i can SMILE bt 2gthr v can LAUGH.Alone i can ENJOY bt 2gthr v can CELEBRATE.Thats d beauty of Friendship!

happy friendship day sms
Thanks for being with me n making this earth a wonderful place to lead my life. I cherish every moment f our friendship. I am proud to be ur friend. Be with me through my life buddy. Happy Friendship Day.:-)

friendship sms for girl friend
A best friend
Scolds like a Dad,
Cares like a Mom,
Teases like Sister,
Irritates like Brother &
Finaly loves u more than a Lover.......

friendship shayari
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.

happy friendship day messages
A lover may make u realise how beautiful d world is,
But a true friend makes u realise how beautiful u r to the world...
So never forget Friends…
Happy Friendship Day

friendship thoughts
'L':love
'I':Incidents
'F':Friends
'E':Emotions
If 'F' miss in life...
Then LIFE Become (LIE)....
So Don't Forget ur friends........

friendship day 2009 sms message
Distance never separates any relation,
Time never build any relation.
If feelings r true from heart..den
Friends r Friends for ever.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY..